Disney villain. Octo-woman. Plus-size icon. But who is the woman behind the tentacles?

From the multi-award winning Fat Rascal Theatre and fresh from complete sellout runs the Edinburgh Fringe and around the UK comes this critically acclaimed hit parody musical.

Join everyone’s favourite Disney Diva, Ursula, as she gives her take on what really happened all those years ago under the sea. With an original hot pop soundtrack and trademark filthy humour, it’s time to take the plunge and dive into this year’s hottest night out.

Cruella told her side, and Maleficent’s had her moment. Now the legendary queer queen is ready to spill, in this tell-all tale of sex, sorcery and suckers. It’s gonna get wet.


“It is rare for me to see a new musical which arrives so tightly crafted, so witty and welcoming, so well stage and designed”
Musical Theatre Review

“Does to The Little Mermaid what Wicked did to The Wizard of Oz
Musical Theatre Musings

“A mic-drop achievement”
The Spy in the Stalls

Deadline News
Broadway Baby
Theatre Weekly
Fringe Review
The Student
Sincerely Amy
Within Her Words
Mind the Blog
Corr Blimey Blog
North West End


Allie Dart as Sebastian

George Whitty as Triton

Jack Gray as Scuttle

Jamie Mawson as Eric

Miracle Chance as Ariel

Robyn Grant as Cover Ursula 

Danni Payne as Cover Sebastian/Ariel




Book and Lyrics: Robyn Grant & Daniel Foxx

Music, Arrangements & Orchestrations: Tim Gilvin

Directed by Robyn Grant

Choreography by Melody Sinclair

Musical Director: Arlene McNaught

Associate Musical Director: Millie Davies

 Set Design: Abby Clarke

Costume Design: Cory Shipp

Lighting Design: Douglas Kuhrt

Sound Design: Dominic Cusack & Joe Cusack

Puppet Design: Abby Clarke & Hugh Purves

Production Managers: Andreas Ayling & Aimee Woods

Costume Supervisor: Sian Clare

Creative Associate: Allie Munro 

Make Up Designer: Maya Lewis 

Additional Casting: Pearson Casting

Costume Makers:

Caterina Schmidt
Pauline Cheney Parker
Helen Shipp
Angharad Griffin
CSM: Tracy Croft
Tech ASM: Bernice Rayner
Sound no.1: Erik Jackson
LX No.1: Jonny Ellis 


Produced by Wildpark Entertainment

The producers of UNFORTUNATE wish to acknowledge financial support from Stage One, a registered charity that invests in new commercial productions. Stage One supports new UK theatre producers and productions, and is committed to securing the future of commercial theatre through educational and investment schemes. Stage One would like to thank all producers, theatre owners and productions that voluntarily contribute to the levy which support this investment.  For further information please visit  

Stage One is the operating name of the Theatre Investment Fund Ltd, a registered charity no.271349